Trials of Two Cities
Police Chief Rose Marie Schubeck
The Chief of the Balderdash police force.
I do not have time for interviews, I am responding to a domestic disturbance report.
That was you? Then where is the… there is no domestic disturbance, is there? I will have you know that a false police report is illegal in this jurisdiction, so if you’ll come with me, I believe we have some paperwork to file.
No. You accepted the consequences of your actions when you broke the law. The city will not be compensating you for your broken door. Or your living room furniture. You are free to file a complaint, although if you do, you will be required to provide your own forms, and internal processing will occur at our discretion.