Trials of Two Cities
Sewer maintenace worker in Balderdash, and Lars' summoner.
If there’s a mess and it involves pipework, I can clean it up, fix it, unclog it, whatever. There’s not many at all in my line of work here in Balderdash, and I wish there was more attention to infrastructure from the higher-ups here in the city. With the way this place was built, it’s a miracle people aren’t swimming in rivers of their own filth—-or worse. Exactly what kind of worse, you ask? None of your damn business, that’s what.
Still, it’s a job that needs to be done, and someone’s gotta do it, right? And I’ve got all the tools and know-how to do pretty alright if I do say so myself. And anyway, complaining’s not gonna get all of this crap done. (Hardy har, I said crap, and my job frequently involves sewage. You’re such an original.)