Trials of Two Cities
Lajvanti's Flying Pet Slug (a lost Beatles album?)
He’d speak for himself if he knew any words.
plaintive clicking-gargling noise
We tried that already, Lars. I’m pretty sure you don’t have the right kind of biology to enunciate, and I don’t know how to give it to you.
You don’t need to talk to anyone anyway. I know you’re an independent and all, but let me handle the talking, and you just stick to what you’re good at.
Yes, I promise I’ll let you bite someone if they give me a hard time. Just… don’t bite too hard. We don’t need to add any messes of our own around here.