Trials of Two Cities
Willibald's over-enthusiastic assistant.
Hello hello hello! [grandiose arm flourish]
Would you like to attend the grand Brandywood Circus of Extraordinary Beasts and Wonders? [grabs a fistful of pink tickets and hurls them in a flurry of paper confetti]
Perhaps… [coy grin] … you would like to peruse my collection of fine diamond cutlery? These knives are surely of the finest make in the galaxy!
Or… Lutorica? Yes, that as well.
In any event, do not worry your precious mind with such insignificant trifles! Come, enjoy the show!